"Just because a man knows all the lines in ALL ABOUT EVE ....."
Lots of Oscar winners are on view again, so nice to return to Joseph Mankiewicz's 1950 double award winner (script and direction, among its six wins out of 11 nominations). It s not actually very cinematic at all as the camera just sits and records all that marvellous dialogue played by a cast at the top of their game, and one newcomer obviously going places , with those brilliant dressing room and party scenes. More on Mank and the others at labels. and I have just ordered that book I somehow didn't get around to: "All About All About Eve"!
The quotes alone are stupendous, IMDb only has 88 of them listed - and we won't include Margo's comment about seat belts !
Anne Baxter (after that comedy western A TICKET TO TOMAHAWK forgotten now apart from that Marilyn was in it too) and George Sanders (after another biblical, the enjoyable SAMSON & DELILAH) must have relished gettng their teeth into dialogue like this (while Bette had one of her most iconic roles after her years at Warners).
Addison: Ah, Eve.
Eve: Good evening, Mr. DeWitt.
Margo: I'd no idea you two knew each other.
Addison: This must be at long last
our formal introduction. Until now we've only met in passing.
Miss Caswell: That's how you met me... in passing.
Addison: What do you take me for?
Eve: I don't know that I take you for anything.
Addison: Is it possible, even
conceivable, that you've confused me with that gang of backward children you
play tricks on, that you have the same contempt for me as you have for them?
Eve: I'm sure you mean something by that, Addison,
but I don't know what.
Addison: Look closely, Eve. It's time
you did. I am Addison DeWitt. I am nobody's fool, least of all yours.
Eve:I never intended you to be.
Addison:Yes you did, and you still
do.
Eve: I still don't know what you're getting at, but right
now I want to take my nap. It's important...
Addison: It's important right now
that we talk, killer to killer.
Eve: Champion to champion.
Addison: Not with me, you're no
champion. You're stepping way up in class.
Eve: Addison, will you please say
what you have to say, plainly and distinctly, and then get out, so I can take
my nap?
Addison:Very well - plainly and
distinctly - though I consider it unnecessary because you know as well as I do
what I'm going to say: Lloyd may leave Karen, but he will not leave Karen for
you.
Eve: What do you mean by that?
Addison:: More plainly and more
distinctly: I have not come to New Haven
to see the play, discuss your dreams, or pull the ivy from the walls of Yale. I
have come here to tell you that you will not marry Lloyd, or anyone else for
that matter, because I will not permit it.
Eve:What have you got to do with it?
Addison: Everything, because after
tonight, you will belong to me.
Eve: Belong? To you? I can't believe my ears!
Addison: What a dull cliché.
Eve: Belong to you - why, that sounds medieval, something
out of an old melodrama!
Addison: So does the history of the
world for the past twenty years. I don't enjoy putting it as bluntly as this.
Frankly, I'd hoped that somehow you would have known, that you would have taken
it for granted that you and I...
Eve:: Taken it for granted that you and I...[laughs]
Addison: [slaps her] Now, remember,
as long as you live, never to laugh at me - at anything or anyone else, but
never at me.
Eve: [walks to the door and opens it] Get out!
Addison:You're too short for that
gesture. Besides, it went out with Mrs. Fiske.
Addison: That I should want you at
all suddenly strikes me as the height of improbability. But that in itself is
probably the reason: You're an improbable person, Eve, and so am I. We have
that in common. Also our contempt for humanity and inability to love and be
loved, insatiable ambition, and talent. We deserve each other.
Margo: And this is my dear friend and companion, Miss Bridie Coonan.
Birdie: Oh brother.
Birdie: What a story! Everything but the bloodhounds
snappin' at her rear end.
Birdie: Voila!
Margo: That French ventriloquist taught you a lot, didn't he?
Birdie: There was nothing he did not know.
Margo: Write me one
about a nice normal woman who just shoots her husband.
Margo: I'll admit I may have seen better days, but I'm still
not to be had for the price of a cocktail, like a salted peanut.
Margo: I detest cheap sentiment.
Lloyd Richards: The atmosphere is very MacBeth-ish... what
has, or is about to, happen?
Margo: Remind me to tell you about the time I looked into
the heart of an artichoke.
Eve: I'd like to hear it.
Margo: Some snowy night, in front of the fire.
Margo: Thank you, Eve. I'd like a martini, very dry.
Bill [to Eve]: What'll you have?
Eve: A martini, very dry, please.
Margo: She's a girl of so many interests.
Bill: It's a pretty rare quality these days.
Margo: She's a girl of so many rare qualities.
Margo: So you've pointed out, so often. So many qualities,
so often. Her loyalty, efficiency, devotion, warmth, affection - and so young.
So young and so fair...
Margo: What for? It isn't as though you personally drained
the gas tank yourself.
There's tons more of course, but otherwise we would be quoting the whole movie!
ALL ABOUT EVE remains a magnificent comedy drama with all that bitchy theatre talk, providing three great roles with about equal screen time: the curdled cocktail that is Margo, duplicitious Eve and decent Karen - and wisecracking Birdie too (though we don't see her once the action moves away from Margo's duplex - Mankiewicz later regretted that). Mankiewicz scored too the previous year with his A LETTER TO THREE WIVES (with another three great female roles, plus Thelma again), which we like just as much here - see Mank label - and he also did NO WAY OUT that year. He and Billy Wilder certainly wrote the best dialogue (Wilder with his collaborators Charles Brackett and I.A.L. Diamond - but thats another story.) as Billy's SOME LIKE IT HOT ties with EVE for the best script ever, with SUNSET BOULEVARD and DOUBLE INDEMNITY hot on their heels. I loved ONE, TWO, THREE as well and KISS ME STUPID was certainly a lot of fun!